Wow! You all are stinkers!
First I want to thank Stockinette. She sparked the whole process, and kept me occupied while you all were scheming behind my back!
Next, thanks to Apanna. The disguise of guild drama was perfect, and you got me good. Yes, you got me back for "bring your flippers" on the PTR. Good show!
Finally, thank you to all of you that were on Vent, sent me presents, and/or were involved in this cherade in any way.
Thank you! That was an awesome birthday. 
As far as presents...
Thank you Grevira for snatching some [Worn Troll Dice] for me. I will always have them for raids. 
Thank you Kojote for the [Antisepctic-Soaked Dressing]. That will certainly come in handy after those dice get me in trouble. 
Finally, thank you all (from what I understand) for the [Azure Whelpling], [Black Tabby], and [Praire Dog]. With the addition of those pets, I was within 2 pets for my achievement. After a lot of running, flying, and waiting... I was able to finally earn it this morning...
The skunk's in the mail...
... and I wouldn't have been able to without your help. Thank you!
So when this all started I created a placeholder on the calendar. As a Thank You to all of you, it will be promptly replaced by a raid. Make sure you polish your gear, finalize your enchants, prep your food, and brew your potions. You're going to need it. 